Archive for 15/10/2009

5th Element Review

Unique Treat

Lately, desserts have been making me sad. Caramel slice. Baked cheesecake. Even the humble chocolate mud has been getting me down. Don’t get me wrong, classics like these will always have a special place in my heart, along with things like Degrassi Junior High and Brad Pitt. It is hard to perfect some of these desserts, but they are boring. They have been done. They need to step up their game.

They need bacon.

5th Element at South Bank has restored my faith in Brisbane’s dessert scene. We wandered past there the other night and spotted the following dish on the menu: Banana mousse, [banana] bread, condensed milk ice cream, macadamia nuts, and bacon ($14).

FINALLY someone is doing something unusual, different, noice in Brisbane. Thank God. We returned to 5th Element after a dinner at Beastie Burgers (more on that to come later), and ordered the banana dish along with some coffees. 5th Element is a very cool bar and restaurant, and is ideal in that it can be visited for dinner, a drink, or dessert. It’s all dim lighting, waterfalls behind the bar, and open flames (leave the polyester shirt at home), with cushy couches and high stools. It’s a beautiful space, and service was consistently professional and friendly during our whole visit. Plus they spell their name like the band 5ive.

The dessert menu is small, but has other interesting items like the Warm Chocolate Tart with Cumquat Compote. Coffees arrived promptly, but were a bit hit and miss. My mocha was very good, and struck the perfect balance between chocolate and coffee, but D’s flat white was a little on the bitter side.

No matter-dessert soon arrived to sweeten our mouths. I have to apologise, because this photo is crap, and it doesn’t do the dessert justice. The presentation was lovely, I promise. It was also a decent size; good for sharing, but also good if you wanted to have it all yourself and not feel too sick afterwards.

Now, anyone with half a brain knows that banana and bacon are perfect together. Yes, I know the Canadian Breakfast thing has been happening for a while, but 5th Element’s dish just took it to a whole new level. A thick slice of fresh banana bread and fresh banana slices were the foundation for scoops of condensed milk ice cream and fluffy banana mousse. Two crispy strips of dried banana lay on top of this little mountain, and bacon bits, macadamias, and a light banana syrup covered everything else.

I am very fond of condensed milk. When that can is open during a baking session, my finger is into that bad boy like it’s nobody’s business. This condensed milk ice cream was truly amazing; thick and creamy, it had a flavour that was between vanilla and condensed milk. Every now and then you’d get an actual chunk of pure condensed milk. It was spiritual.

The banana bread was moist and dense, and was just savoury enough to balance out the sweet on top. The mousse was tasty, but we agreed perhaps it could have been left out-it risked overpowering the dish with too much banana.

What amazed me was that the bacon was literally just bacon, albeit very small and crispy pieces. It wasn’t glazed, it wasn’t sugared, it was just bacon, and it worked. A forkful of banana bread, banana, the ice cream, a touch of mousse, and the bacon=the perfect bite. Sweet and salty are a partnership that will last the distance.

Our only other criticism? Not enough macadamia nuts. These guys were delicious, and roasted in a sweet, crispy shell. Unfortunately there were only about five of them on the plate. D’s other suggestion: “Instead of the banana on top, it should be whole strips of bacon!” His tastes aren’t a very good indicator, though; this is the man whose facebook status the other day was, “D wonders what bacon flavoured ice cream would taste like.” I rest my case.

Never mind the fact that places like North America have been doing unusual dishes like this for years. The point is, 5th Element is raising the bar for unique desserts in this town, and I thank them.

5th Element
Resturant and Bar

Corner of Tribune & Little Stanley St
South Bank

(07) 3846 5584

http://www.5thelement.com.au/

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Sugar and Spice Mini Review

And All Things Nice

What are little Allys made of? Sugar and spice and all things nice, that’s what little Allys are made of. Well, in reality, I was sweaty, wearing old gym clothes, and probably didn’t smell that fantastic. But at that moment, sitting in Sugar and Spice in the city, I felt rather sweet and pretty.

The white chocolate triangle I was scoffing might have had something to do with it. This little beauty was like a cross between a brownie and a cheesecake. It was very dense and chocolately, but had a creamy aftertaste. Topped with a layer of white chocolate ganache, it was an absolute steal at $3. Most of the other treats at Sugar and Spice are the same price-like the brownie, pecan tart, or lemon tart. They’re all quite sizeable portions, and if the white chocolate triangle is anything to go by, the quality is fantastic. The pecan tarts in particular looked awesome-little piles of pecans were sitting in a rich, honey-coloured goo, all enclosed in a flaky pastry shell.

Sugar ‘n Spice bake all of their treats in their own patisserie, which is quite hard to find in this sad but delicious age of wholesale and mass production. They also sell sandwhiches and quiches, and coffee is priced from $2.80. The whole thing reeks of cheap and dodgy, right? But the ambiance is quite the contrary. It’s a cosy little space with warm colours, high stools (as in chairs. Not poo. In case you were wondering), and cute teapots and mugs adoring the walls.


Sugar ‘n Spice was one of those places that I passed by a million times a week and never went in. Now, I sort of wish I hadn’t gone in, because I know of the delights inside. Ass, expect to get a lot bigger in the months to come.

Sugar ‘n Spice
Cafe

210 Adelaide St
Brisbane

79 Albert St
Brisbane (correct me if I’m wrong, and this location isn’t owned by the same people?)

(07) 3221 2222
Sugar 'n' Spice

Quick Bites: October 9

Please sir, can I have some more?

Cheap food, free food, and lots of food. Anyone would think Brisbaneites are greedy, gluttonous people. Personally, I’m a bit offended. Now if you’ll excuse me-I’m off to all-you-can-eat sushi.

1. Celebrate the return of the buffet at Siana. The chic riverside restaurant and bar has introduced a curry lunch buffet, available Monday to Thursday from 12pm-3pm. Three hours? I might need more time than that to get my fill of korma and naan. Oh well, at $20 a pop, I shouldn’t complain.

2.Think big. Think lots of people. Think a goal to raise lots of money. Think lots of snags. Think the Big City BBQ, on next Friday (16/10) in the CBD. The Riparian Plaza Forecourt will play host to this fundraiser barbie, as well as a plethora of entertainment, such as singer Guy Sebastian. It’s on from 11.30am-2pm, and all money raised benefits DRUG ARM Australiasia and the Lord Mayor’s Community Trust. Plus there will be something called ‘Brissie’s Longest Charity Snag’. I don’t know what this is but it sounds amazing. I envisage a really, really big sausage.

3. And now, in a shameless self-promoting plug (plus I’m sure there will be some leftover free food), I urge you all to get along to the Courier Mail Home and Design Show this weekend. Why? I’ll be there. Cooking. In a competition. I find this quite hilarious, and a bit disconcerting. How the hell am I going to stop myself from licking the bowl? I always, always lick the bowl. Raw cake batter is a true delicacy in my mind, and I might go mental having batter dregs stare at me tauntingly. The pressure is on. Oh yeah, and I hope my Oreo Cupcakes turn out well too and I win, etc. etc.

Little Lily Sushi Bar Review

‘Bursting’ with Flavour

It seems it is my goal in life to eat my way through every sushi train in Brisbane. What is it about plates of rice on a moving vehicle that excites me so? As a child, did I make a little sushi hut and transfer sashimi and inari over to it on the backs of toy trains? Do I have a bit of a thing for train drivers? Who knows. All I know is conveyor belt + nori = happy Ally.

Although this Ally had a little confused frown on a recent sushi train trip. I was at Little Lily Sushi Bar, a sushi train that adjoins the Little Lily Vietnamese Restaurant, at Kelvin Grove.

The good news first-it’s rather cheap. Plates are $2.80, $3.50, and $4.80, and green tea is served free. The train track is large, so there’s lot of seating too.

So why was I frowning? Because when you try to place some sushi in your mouth and it falls apart, all over you/the floor/your neighbour’s foot, you look like a damn fool. Unfortunately, this was the story with most of the sushi. It was either put together rather sloppily, or rolled so tightly it was bursting at the seams. Either way, the end result was me picking dried rice off my top that afternoon (although that tends to happen after most meals).

There’s also not a lot of choice with what’s on the train; on my visit, there was mainly rice-based rolls and a few deep fried things. I may have seen a lone inari, but the train was moving so fast (seriously, this thing was flying), I could have been imagining it.

Now-once I finally got the sushi in my mouth, my grumpiness evaporated. The sushi tastes good. I tried a salmon and avocado plate ($3.50), and the salmon was of a really high quality. The avocado was perfect and was very fresh.
I also grabbed a mysterious plate of what I thought was spicy tuna ($2.80). It was actually some sort of canned salmon mix, and as weird as that sounds, it tasted really good. On a previous visit I also tried some deep fried tofu and picked vegie rolls, which were fantastic and held together well. This makes me think the chef might have just been having an off day with her rolling technique.

The sushi is all fresh and prepared on the spot, and there is a menu that presumably you can order whatever you want off (like sashimi). The ambience isn’t fantastic; it’s rather plain inside and austere. Having said that, it’s clean and it is a sushi train, designed for quick and cheap meals. The servings are bigger than most places, but still don’t match up to such monster servings like at Toowong Sushi Station.

So, despite the sushi falling apart, it was really quite tasty and good value. I’ll go back, and risk looking like an idiot who can’t feed herself.

Little Lily
Sushi Bar (and Thai Restaurant)

Shops 19 & 20, 8 Carraway St
Kelvin Grove

(07) 3832 2888
Little Lily Thai Restaurant and Sushi Bar

Jindalee Bakery Mini-Review

Suburban Sweets

High school can be a difficult time. Exams, peer pressure, bullies, break ups, puberty. FUN. There was one thing that got many of us through the day: tuckshop. Before everyone got too fat and lollies were banned, school tuckshops were a delight for dougnut lovers. Scoff if you will-but to this day I have never had a jam and cream bun as good.

I took a chance on one from a bakery in Jindalle as I was really, really impressed with their other goods. This humble little suburban bakery had an Oreo cheesecake-now that doesn’t sound ground-breaking, but this one was.

How frustrated do I get when I go somwhere, order something that calls itself an Oreo cupcake, and find that it’s just a chocolate cupcake with an Oreo on top? It’s a similar situation with other flavours – the Rocky Road cupcake at The Cupcake Parlour springs to mind.This Oreo Cheesecake had an Oreo on top, AND Oreros throughought the cake, AND what looked like an Orero cookie base. Finally the Dessert Gods are hearing my cries for creativity, decadence, and that ingenious mixture of cream cheese and cookies.

I saved the Oreo Cheesecake for my next visit, and instead settled on stealing a bit of my mother’s jam and cream bun (this woman downs trans fats like there’s no tomorrow and remains a size 8. Unjust). I would definitely make the trip out to Jindaz to sample some of the treats here-I also spied Jaffa Cupcakes, Strawberry & White Chocolate Muffins, and other bakery staples like Neenish Tarts. But back to the bun-it was quite tasty; the cream was real and very fresh, and the bun was soft and doughy. But…

There still is nothing like a dirty school tuckshop jam and cream bun.

Jindalee Bakery

11/168 Sinnamon Road
Jindalee

I visited the one in the same complex as the Jindalee Hotel. There is another similar bakery across the road.

(07) 3161 3881

Quick Bites: 2 October

Eurotrip!!

Do you like food? Do you like attractive people? Do you like attractive people with exotic accents? Do you like attractive people with exotic accents serving you food? If you are nodding and frothing at the mouth right now, get ready: October is going to be a busy month for you.

1. Kick things off next weekend with EuroFest. Held at Surfers Paradise next Saturday (October 10), EuroFest promises food, drink, and performers from a variety of countries like Italy, Spain, France, and Ireland. Challenge an Irishman in the beer garden, woo an Italian at a food stall, and do a sexy little shuffle to some Spanish music. It’s on at Neal Shannon Park, it’s free, and things kick off at 11am. No guarantee of returning home in better shape than when you actually went to Europe.

2. Chow meets Ciao at New Farm Park. Fieritalia, AKA the Italian Festival, hits the popular riverside park in a couple of weeks (Sunday, October 18). Along with pasta making demos, classic Italian car exhibits, and a grape stomping competition, the $5 admission fee also gets you Italian food stalls, Italian beverage stalls, Italian live music, and Italian entertainment. Note: does not include actual Italian to take home. Check it out from 9am-5pm.

3. Ja, Ja, JA, JA JA, JA JAJAJAJAJA. Yes. It’s here. The big one. OKTOBERFEST! Whee. Ich bin excited. Ich bin looking forward to it. Ich nicht so gut at high school German. It’s on over two weekends (9-11 October, and 16-18 October) at the RNA Showgrounds. Ticket prices start from $10. There will be gingerbread, fresh pretzels, German pastries and cakes, German sausage, and of course, lots of Deutsch beer. Oh yeah, plus a bunch of other non food-and beer-related stuff (kiddie activities, music, dancing, rides, etc.). Wunderbar!

Simpatico Review

Fast Break
I can be extremely grumpy of a weekday morning. I have been known to scowl at people when they try to talk to me. When people chirp “Good Morning!”, I grunt in return. I’m not one of those people who needs caffeine before they can function normally-I’m just always in such a rush that I fear slowing down to mull over what a beautiful morning it is/there Kochie goes again/it’s going to be a scorcher/ will cut into my schedule.

Therefore, I like to take my time with breakfast on the weekends. Unfortunately, a recent Sunday breakfast was so rushed I felt like I was back in the unpleasant land of Monday mornings, grunting, and the magical dance I like to call Dressing While Eating.

I was at Simpatico, a pretty little restaurant in Paddington. On Sundays, the breakfast menu is all that they serve, which is absolutely fine. At first glance the menu seems standard-there’s pancakes (from $11), eggs (from $8), and fruit salad ($8.50). But wait-is that pancakes with bacon? As an actual menu item, not a side you have to add? The Canadian in me whooped with delight. Top marks, Simpatico.

Other unique dishes include the Breakfast Curry with Roti ($14), Turkish Toast with Crispy Haloumi and Chutney ($7.50) and the Turkish Eggs ($14). The Turkish Eggs are the bomb diddy. They would make any weekday morning a joy. They would make me happily sit down and discuss the weather. I would run around screaming a ‘good morning’ to anyone who would listen, and I’d even make sure I was dressed and showered, sans sleep-in-the-eyes (ew), before I sat down to these guys. So GOOD. Two poached eggs with a crispy shell were dusted in dukka, and rested atop a little stack of a cumin-spiced pumpkin fritter, avocado, and salsa. A few pieces of turkish toast accompanied everything. The flavours just all worked so amazingly well together. Sometimes a lot of thought isn’t put into breakfast dishes-this was so complex, like what you’d expect for dinner at a fine restaurant. The eggs are sort of crunchy, the salsa is sweet, and the fritter has a bit of spice to it-like a delicious cross between an Indian pakora and an onion ring. Mmmmm.

Across the table, my fork was also making frequent sweeps into D’s Freshly Made Pancakes with Bacon, Banana, and Maple Syrup ($14.50). The pancakes themselves were very fluffy and light, and cooked perfectly. The bacon was a little bit on the too-crisp side, but the bananas were perfect; very lightly cooked and a bit like a fritter. Again, all the flavours worked wonderfully together. There was the sweet taste of the syrup and banana, then the crunch of the bacon, and finally the fluffy, not too sweet pancakes to even everything out. The lemon on the side suprisingly tied everything together even more with its tart flavour. Plus, the maple syrup was actual maple syrup-extra points. “There should be more maple syrup,” D pouted. “I want to drown my pancakes in it.” Wah. Pay no attention, I felt the syrup serving was fine. Then again, I like to actually taste my food.

The coffees (latte and cappuccino, both $3.60 for skim), were also good, although I think charging an extra 30 cents for skim milk is a bit cheeky. The meals were brought out super-quickly, and here is where I start to get a bit whiny and Monday morning-ish. It’s great when things are prompt, but there is such a thing as being served too quickly in a restaurant. The bill was given almost immediately after the plates were cleared, and when the waiter returned our receipt, he basically flicked it onto the table in a swooping motion and dashed off. I felt very rushed towards the end, which is really what you don’t want for a Sunday breakfast. We were in and out in about 35 minutes, and we didn’t eat quickly either.

Now, despite this, the food is damn good, and the prices are very reasonable given the quality and portion sizes. There’s lots of outdoor seating, and a small amount indoors. Simpatico also do lunch and dinner, and have a bar for just drinks. Will I go back? Hell yes. But Simpatico, please do not rush me: I like to save my morning grumpiness for days that don’t begin in ‘S’.

Simaptico
Bar Bistro

Corner Given & Latrobe Terraces
Paddington

(07) 3367 1117

Open for lunch and dinner Tues-Sat
Open for breakfast Sat & Sun

www.simpaticobar.com.au

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