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Hanabishi Review

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A dear friend of mine is utterly obsessed with pilots. No trip to the airport is complete without her feverishly clutching at your arm, loudly whispering, “Look! There’s another one! Another pilot! DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE THE PILOT??” She has a similar obsession with bouncers, but that’s another story. Anyway, in her mind, it seems there’s a rule that all pilots must be good-looking.

Choo Choo

It’s the reverse situation with sushi trains. For some reason, there’s a rule that they have to be butt ugly inside (with the exception of maybe Hanaichi in the CBD). At the end of the day, I don’t really care because I freaking LOVE sushi and would bust some heads to get my fix. But still – as I sat in Hanabishi recently for lunch, I couldn’t help but think (as I glanced around the clean yet uninspiring room at the uncomfortable chairs, the garish lighting, the tired serving plates, and all of the cats waving madly) this could be a lot nicer.*

Hanabishi California Roll

But, let’s face it: it’s cheap, it’s tasty, and it’s usually a form of take-away, so who am I to get on my high horse about ambiance at a sushi train. Speaking of the sushi – I tried a California Roll, and a Salmon Roll. Both were tasty – the California obviously wasn’t using prime chunks of real crab or anything, but the avocado was fresh and the rolls held together well.

Hanabishi Salmon Roll

The Salmon Roll
was also good, although some might snort at the idea of canned salmon in a sushi roll. I don’t know why, but I quite like it. Again, these little guys held up well against the wrath of my chopsticks.

Hanabishi is very well priced, considering it is the more upmarket inner-city Barracks center. From memory, plates start from about $3.50. The sushi is good value, although not the best I’ve ever had (but take this with a grain of salt, as I only had two plates). Plus, they’re fully licensed. You can also order a variety of Japanese dishes from the menu, like sashimi and tempura vegetables, as well as more heartier meat-based dishes.

Pilots, bouncers, and people nicknamed ‘wagon’ (don’t ask) aside – I have my own rule about sushi trains too, which is that they’re always worth a shot.

Hanabishi

Sushi Train and Japanese Restaurant

The Barracks Shopping Centre

61 Petrie Terrace, Petrie Terrace
Open for lunch and dinner, seven nights a week
(07) 3367 3889

*I recently looked at The Barracks website and Hanabishi looked different – so, there’s a chance they have renovated since I visited. If so, many apologies!

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Cloudland Review

Salmon and salad

I am such a swinger. Recently I tossed the keys to EDB into the proverbial bowl, and fished out Gina’s. So we did it. We swapped. We had our ways with each other’s sites, and then we swapped back. I feel a little dirty, but more so, I feel very envious of the meal Gina enjoyed at Cloudland. Read about it below, then head over to the wordmistress to read what I left behind as I did the walk of shame back here.

Rediscover your Mojo at Cloudland

Like a little Austen Powers ambiance with your meal?  Step right into Cloudland and be astonished. Right there on Ann St is an amazing oasis of wonderment, where I enjoyed a delish lunch recently with a girlfriend who has become such a regular, she parks herself there to read while she eats.

Being of the vintage that I am, I remember the original Cloudland, all polished wood dance floor, massive dome entry and kitsch decor.  This new incarnation is not so much a hark-back as a borrowed name on nouveau kitsch decor.  Honestly, I don’t know how it works with all its mixed themes, hotch potch of colour schemes and random seating arrangements, but it really does!  It’s a feast for the eyes and you could return many times and still notice something new.  Pastels mix with earthy tones, PVC with silk, candles with bamboo and it all seems to – I don’t know – make sense!  There’s a waterfall, an opening rooftop, chandeliers, upstairs, downstairs, private nooks, open spaces. It does my head in to think of the design brief!

Cloudland Tomato Salad

But what really sold me was the food.  The dishes I ordered really grabbed me by the tastebuds and I find myself craving them even now, a couple of weeks later! Am I talking about something otherworldly or laced with addictive substances? No!  I’m talking great freakin’ salad here! I had what’s normally a pretty standard caprese salad – tomatoes, bocconcini and basil – but it was actually fresh buffalo mozzarella, three or four different and exotic tomato varieties, soaked in a dressing you could drink. I also scoffed down the Seared Atlantic Salmon with a tomato, green bean and olive salad with tapenade, part of the Express menu specifically designed to feed rushed ladies-who-lunch (and gents!).

Salmon and salad

Dessert was dreamy! Two delectable, sugar-coated donuts and creamy, homemade ice cream.  Alas, the menu has now changed so you’ll have to make do with the Schezwan sugar crusted doughnut injected with choc chilli bomb, fresh coconut salad and coconut bubbles. Poor thing.

If you really want to push the experience, visit the bathrooms!  Not your regular cubicle/basin fare. From the unbelievably effective hand dryers to the ambient, moody lighting, you might want to order your meals delivered there.  Ok maybe not, but you definitely have to take a peek.

The only off-putting part of my visit to Cloudland was that the wait staff didn’t wear uniforms.  Considering the lengths and fine detail the designers have gone to, to ensure the look and feel of the place, you would think the human element would be factored in as well.  Still, the staff members were attentive and knowledgeable, and I couldn’t fault the service.

Park over in Chinatown across Ann St and hand your ticket to Cloudland staff when you pay for your meal. They’ll validate it and save you a pretty penny;  all it’ll cost you is $8.

Cloudland

Restaurant, Bar, and Club

641 Ann St

Fortitude Valley

(07) 3872 6600

www.cloudland.tv

Gina Lofaro ‘aka the wordmistress’ is a professional copywriter whose mind wanders constantly to where her next taste sensation may come from.  Between dining out and creating literary marketing masterpieces for online and offline clients, Gina can be found on twitter at wordmistressAUS or online at www.wordmistress.com.au.

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Garuva

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Garuva has long been known as a romantic, cosy, sort of ‘sexy’ spot. I always used to bug D to take me there. “It smells like hippies,” he would grunt, and then shove me in the direction of the nearest Eagle Boys.

I kid, I kid. He’s a Dominos man. Plus, he’s wrong – Garuva doesn’t smell like our barefooted friends at all. I found out because I went there recently – with my FRIENDS, not with my BOYFRIEND. Sure enough, when we were led through the darkened entrance way into the dining area, I was fuming. “It is romantic! It is sexy! Why have you not taken me there!” I squawked later at D.

Garuva is indeed perfect for couples, but it’s also fun in a group. It’s true novelty dining – each table is private, with a little curtain that is drawn around. The result is rows of little tents in a large room, and one little A-dawg getting quite lost as she wanders around.

So, the little tents are very cool. What isn’t so cool is the seating. Keeping in with the exotic, I’m-eating-on-the-banks-of-the-Nile approach, you sit on the floor on cushions. This would be great for two people. For seven incredibly rowdy people in their twenties, some with abnormally long legs? A little squishy. Make that, really bloody annoying. Larger spaces for larger groups would be fantastic at Garuva.

On to the cocktails – these are pictured in no particular order. My first cocktail was the After Dinner Drink (Kahlua, crème de methe, crème de cacoa blended with milk, cream, ice and portion of Aero peppermint bar, $16). My friend got a Garuva Martini (Chambord, cointreau and cranberry juice, $16). Both drinks were tasty, but – this is where I disgust myself – I was expecting mine to be a lot sweeter and richer tasting.
The favourite of the night was the Garuva Grabber (Mango liqueur and peach schnapps blended with milk, cream and mango pulp, $16). This again was not as creamy or rich as expected, although it was sweet with a fruity kick.

I had heard very good things about Garuva’s cocktails, and most of them were tasty, but I think they skimped on the ingredients a bit. Have you ever heard of a Pina Colada with no rum (Garuva’s is listed on the menu as having Malibu, coconut cream and pineapple juice)? Sorry, but Malibu does not really suffice. They were also very weak, which wasn’t surprising given that most of them didn’t have spirits in them, just liquers. The bar area, however, is awesome; dark and cosy, with an exotic Eastern feel.

The food menu is Asian-influenced, and offers simple dishes that are well priced. We started with Cob bread and Babaganoush (pictured above, $5). This was a bit disapointing – the bread was essentially ordinary bread rolls, and the Babaganoush did not have even a hint of an eggplant flavour. It tasted more like hummus.

Our mains came out and we were pleased with the generous sizes. I ordered the Singapore Vegetables (pictured above, wok steamed vegetables with oyster sauce and lemongrass, served with glass noodles, $23). No real complaints with this dish – the vegies were varied and flavourful.


Other dishes ordered around the table included the Chicken Karaage (Japanese style deep fried chicken accompanied with dipping sauce, $23), and Lamb Curry (Braised lamb shanks with spicy curry sauce, $23). Most of my friends’ dishes were really, really meaty – as in, just meat + rice (as pictured above). We had a chicken dish that I can’t remember the name of (bad blogger), which was tasty with very tender chicken, but the Lamb Curry was disapointing. The meat was very tough and over-cooked, and seemed to be a cheap cut. The Chicken Karaage got the thumbs up around the table, but the meal in its entirety would be a bit a bit sickly for most tastes – it was essentially fried chicken on a bed of rice, with a sweet sauce. (My peeps could handle it though. Arteries of steel.)

Service throughout the night was excellent – friendly and swift. While the meals at Garuva are very average, it’s definitely worth a visit just for the experience. It’s very cool, funky, exotic and unique – and YES, it is slightly ROMANTIC (D are you hearing me).

Garuva Hidden Tranquility
Restaurant & Bar

324 Wickham St
Fortitude Valley (note: the doorway is hard to find – keep your eye out)

(07) 3216 0124

www.garuva.com.au

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Iceworks Review

Ice Ice Baby

Recently some friends and I were chatting about names – in particular, unisex names. “Yeah, like Courtney,” said Stank. Cue giggles from D and me, and arguments from Stank that Courtney is, in fact, a manly man’s name.

Well, my point is that names can throw you off sometimes. Like Iceworks, at Milton. ‘Cool restaurant and bar’ does not exactly come to mind when you heard the word ‘Iceworks’, does it? And yes, I know it’s where the old iceworks used to be, hence the title.

GG and I ate in the restaurant, although there is a cheaper bar menu too. I really liked the menu at Iceworks, and had a hard time deciding what to get. A lot of the starters sounded delicious (like the Pumpkin Salad with feta, avocado, spinach, cashews, green olive relish and pomegranate dressing, $18), but GG told me they were small serves. And, of course, there would be the problem of too much food if I ordered a starter and a main. Just call me Goldilocks. I need a meal size to be juuuuust right.

Iceworks Pumpkin Pizza

In the end I went for the Roast pumpkin with confit onion, garlic, rosemary and pecorino cheese pizza ($17), and GG got the Lasagne of Braised Beef Cheeks with rocket and cherry tomato salad ($22). The little minx also got a Mojito ($15), which she proclaimed satisfactory.

I was a little more subdued and got a glass of the Innocent Bystanders Pinot Gris, from the Yarra Valley ($9). It was hard to pick something from the wine list, mainly because the whites were a little on the small side. There were about double the amount of reds on there. The good news is that the beer menu is quite impressive – I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw Beer Lao on there. Iceworks is the only place outside of Asia I have ever seen Beer Lao. Amazing.

We got turkish bread ($10) to start. It was a generous serve of bread, and the large wedges were warmed and very tasty. It was, however, served with one dip. The tomato-based dip tasted a lot like spaghetti sauce sans meat. Weird. I would have loved a hommus or something like that.

My pizza was huge. The crust on it was perfect – thin, crispy, and chewy. It actually reminded me a bit of pita bread. It was great in that it didn’t weigh you down, even though it was so big (ok maybe I’m trying to justify eating so much of it). The toppings were simple but worked together well. I also loved the fact that it wasn’t drowning in cheese – really, just a small amount to hold everything together is all you need, unless you’re hungover. I felt the only thing missing was more herbs, or another sweet flavour to complement the pumpkin – fetta, or spanish onion perhaps.

Beef Cheek Lasagna

The lasagna had been baked in its own little dish. It was very tasty; the beef cheeks definitely added a new twist and bulked up the dish in my opinion. Just quietly – does ‘beef cheeks’ crack anybody else up? It sounds like the name of a Cow Porn mag.

The service was up and down on our visit. The timing was perfect, and dishes were brought out with an excellent space in between, but it took a loooong time for the bill to be collected. I also didn’t get asked if I wanted another drink, even though GG got a second one…small things I know but they make a difference.

Iceworks is probably one of those places you pass by a lot and make a mental note to go, but never actually do. It’s worth a visit: the pizzas are excellent value, the ambience is chic and comfortable, plus the location is handily at the crossroads of Milton, Paddington, and Petrie Terrace. I’ve gotten over the name thing and will probably return in the future.

And if your name is Courtney, and if you’re a dude, I apologise.

Iceworks
Restaurant and Bar
Corner of Given Tce and Dowse Street
Paddington, Brisbane

07 3367 9800

www.iceworks.com.au

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Siam Samrarn Review

 Hey y’all. I have given myself a little Christmas present and have taken a few days off. I love being chained to my computer as much as the next nerd, but it’s good to mix it up. Here’s Derek, who’s giving a special guest review about Thai food, AKA a commonly found food crumb in my keyboard. Enjoy!

Maeve O’Meara, the host of the wildly popular Food Safari show on SBS, once commented during the Thai episode that green curry is almost Australia’s national dish. What, you say? Thai food has an equal if not better claim then Sunday roast, Fish & Chips, Pavlova, Vegemite and even the good old Aussie Meat Pie? But look around you. Every suburb has at least one or two Thai restaurants and takeaways these days. Many self-respecting pubs, bars or Mod Oz dining joints in town feature at least one Thai-inspired dish on their menu, be it a curry, beef salad or Pad Thai noodles. And most of us are cooking something Thai at home on a rather frequent basis, thanks to the variety of options available to us in the form of pre-prepared Thai spice pastes and ingredients from the supermarkets.

There is a problem, of course. Even as the popularity of Thai food in Australia soared over the past two decades, and as Thai cuisine establishes its reputation as a world class cuisine here thanks to the likes of David Thompson and Martin Boetz of Longrain, it is also very easy to end up with bad Thai chow. Generic suburban Thai restaurants of indifferent quality are already beginning to replace their Chinese counterparts from previous generations. Sure, the Thai takeaway food from around the corner from you could be tasty, and perhaps it’s not a big deal if it doesn’t taste exactly like what one might actually get on the streets of Thailand. But what does it say about Brisbane’s food scene?

SiamSamrarnTo say that Siam Samrarn is not only a breath of fresh air, but also the total package as far as Thai restaurants in Brisbane go is an understatement. First off, the restaurant’s décor shows the benefit of being in the same premises previously occupied by two swanky dining joints. I had dined with both of its former tenants before, so with the exception of a few furnishing touches here and there, Siam Samrarn is just as good looking as its predecessors but with the prices of a typical mid-range suburban restaurant.

The service, considering the type of venue it is, could not have been better. The waitstaff were all friendly, efficient, and genuinely interested in taking your orders, tending to your table needs, or making any recommendations when the need arises. We wanted to try a whole fish as one of our mains, but we couldn’t decide on how to have it cooked, or what sauce to serve it with. The Thai girl waiting on our table was grinning from ear to ear as she began to describe to us the dish she recommended: sour fish curry. She was passionate about the restaurant’s food and she knew exactly what she was talking about. A major plus in my book.

True Thai food aims to straddle between the taste sensations of sweet (i.e. palm sugar), savoury (i.e. fish sauce), spicy (that is, the bite of chilli heat beloved by many Thais), sour (i.e. tamarinds and limes) and sometimes even a hint of bitterness (i.e. certain herbs and roots), to produce a heady mix of sensual delight…a true feast for all the senses. The food here is authentic, not weighed down with copious amounts of coconut milk and sugar like so many of its competitors in town (definitely a plus for the waistline) so you can actually taste the more delicate herbal notes in some of the food, and the flavours are clean and quite well-balanced. Okay, except for the chilli heat which I prefer to have more of in my Thai food, but it is a matter of personal taste anyway.

The sour fish curry was delightful. It was a massive deep fried fish topped with tamarind-soured curry sauce (at its most basic, a blend of garlic, chillies, eschallots and fingerroot, also known as “lesser galangal” and an ingredient that is not readily available here in Brisbane) and vegetables. A gentle tart flavour enveloped the rich sweetness of pounded garlic and eschallots, with a hint of chilli heat and the piquant flavour of the exotic root in question, paired with the crunchy outer layer that contrasted beautifully with the juicy fish flesh hidden underneath. No hint of greasiness or old frying oil, and for $19.90 each (big enough for two), an absolute bargain! The veggies also came in generous portions, so I didn’t need to order a separate dish of greens just to satiate my veggie quota of the night.

But just to make sure we had enough to eat (and variety to sample), we also ordered one of their Meal-on-Rice menu specials (for only $11.90, $13.90 for seafood), which included an option from a variety of curries, stews, stir fries and even Thai omelettes served on rice. I have eaten at Siam Samrarn before this visit, but it was always either for lunch or a quick meal late at night (we walked in at 9 PM on a Wednesday night and they still had a sizeable dinner crowd). Previously I tried the green curry, which had a nice consistency without being watery or thick as sludge, and is a great example of how an authentic Thai curry should taste like. The pork leg stew had a deliciously gelatinous quality, bursting with subtle sweet and tangy flavours. The Thai omelette with minced meat is a fluffy delight you don’t usually see on a Thai takeaway menu, and is something different that is definitely worth trying for sure.

This time, we went for the beef massaman curry, which came as hunks of stewed brisket simmered in the curry sauce: richly fragrant, meltingly tender, and again beautifully balanced flavours. The curry was rich, sweet, savoury, and spicy without venturing into superlative extremes that could prove to be unpleasant to the palate, and it had the gutsy meatiness that comes from stewing a tough but flavoursome cut of meat.

An extra bowl of rice and two cups of Thai iced milk tea (addictive tonics they are, especially during this summer heat. You have been warned!) rounded up our meal of fish and curry, and the total bill came down to a very reasonable $40. Perhaps the Thai food scene in Brisbane doesn’t measure up to that of Sydney or even Melbourne, but there are a few worthy contenders in this town. Siam Samrarn, in my opinion, is easily one of them. I guess the two separate groups of Thai expats and students sitting a few tables away from me would agree with me too. If you’re looking for a well-priced restaurant with gorgeous surrounds and capable staff serving quality food that is authentically Thai, what are you waiting for?

 -Derek C

 

Siam Samrarn

1/79 Boundary St

West End

(07) 3844 9091

http://www.siamsamrarn.com.au/

Image courtesy of the Siam Samrarn website

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Area profile: South Bank

All the Colours of the Food Rainbow

South Bank used to have a beverage that my friends and I thought was the ultimate in culinary delights: the Rainbow Smash. I can hear you all sneer, “Oh, it’s just a frozen coke.” It is not just a frozen coke. It is a Rainbow SMASH, people. It’s all in the title. The range of flavours in the Rainbow Smash are not to be reckoned with. As I’ve grown older, my tastes have matured (somewhat), and so have South Bank’s. Here’s a brief run down on some of the dozens of restaurants, bars, and cafes that are scattered around this relaxed riverside community.

Breakfast
Poppy’s Basket earned rave reviews from Nick recently for their accommodating service and fresh eggs. Era do an all day breakfast on the weekend, and are more higher-end.

Lunch & Dinner
There is such a huge number of food places in and around South Bank that I’m going to just list them under the one heading-I am fairly sure that all of them are open for both lunch and dinner. I’m also going to list them by cuisine, as the beauty of South Bank is the plethora of different foods.

Pub-style
The Fox is on the outskirts of South Bank, and is a busy bar by night and a relaxing spot for a pub lunch by day.
The Plough Inn and The Shipp Inn have this same relaxed open-air feel and upscale pub grub.
Beastie Burgers are the perfect spot for a working lunch; they’re outdoors in the sunshine, they’re licensed (gets you through that arvo meeting), and they have awesome burgers.

Italian:
Dell ‘Ugo are an upscale restaurant with traditional Italian food, available on both a set menu and a regular menu.
La Via Pizzeria is ideal if you want to seduce someone (sexy low lighting and waiters that don’t hover), plus enjoy some pizza and Italian fare while you’re at it.
Amici’s do some impressive sounding banquets, or just some singular Italian dishes for all you weaklings out there.

French:
Piaf do possibly the most well-priced French food in Brisbane (think under $20).

Asian:
Satay Hut have low prices, a casual and modern setting, and mainly Thai and Malay food.
Viet De Lites: I am dying to try some food off this fresh, healthy-sounding Vietnamese menu.
Ginga Japanese are a sushi train (yay!), as well as a more up-scale Japanese restaurant.
Gandhi Curry House is another very reasonably priced, clean and chic restaurant, this time offering South Indian and Sri Lankan food.

Other
Mado do delicious Turkish food and are ideal for large groups.
Chez Laila have some of the best river and city views, and offer Lebanese dishes.

Modern:
Toscani’s have a huge, varied menu, including pasta, seafood, steak, and sandwhiches.
Sardine Tin was recently opened by Piaf’s owner Simon Livingstone, and is a small, open-air space serving mainly tapas.
5th Element is possibly the best-looking lady on the strip, with low lighting, open flame features, and a waterfall behind the bar. The menu is a bit more up-scale, and the service is fantastic.
Stone are located within the Saville Apartments, and are being very mysterious and saying that they have a new concept coming soon.

Drink
Era Bistro has a restaurant menu as well as a varied tapas menu, and are well-stocked with a variety of wines. Aside from The Fox, The Plough Inn, and The Shipp Inn, there aren’t many large bars or pubs around South Bank. You can take a short walk down the road to West End, or simply enjoy drinks at a South Bank restaurant’s bars (like 5th Element, who have a well-stocked wine bar, or Sardine Tin).

Sweet
Speaking of 5th Element, I am still yapping to people about my recent, unique dessert experience there. There’s also cute cupcakes at My Sweetopia, which is open until late on the weekends and also serves coffee. For something more casual, Movenpick ice cream serves up Swiss ice cream scoops that are all-natural. And, well, I have to say it: Cold Rock is right nearby. It’s no Rainbow Smash, but the ice cream flavours and mix-ins are equally as enticing.

Beastie Burgers Review

Bloody Good Burgers

Has anyone seen the news story about the Krispy Kreme burger? It’s disgusting, isn’t it. Imagine: a greasy burger, dripping with fat, sandwhiched between a Krispy Kreme doughnut. There’s a sick part of me that is curious, and would probably take a bite. Maybe it tastes fantastic? Maybe it could be the new culinary delight, but everyone is too scared to try it in fear of getting fat and heart disease?

Luckily, if I’m ever feeling this way again, I’ve found a good burger place to satsify my burger craving and not increase my cholesterol level. I’m talking about Beastie Burgers at South Bank, a licensed burger joint that offers imaginative and unique burgers, with nary a doughnut in sight (damn).

Yeah, I’m a little slow to jump on the Beastie bandwagon, but whatever. The point is, I’ve now been, and it’s damn good. On our recent visit we ordered an IT Support (tandoori chicken, yoghurt dressing, roast tomato, onion jam, lettuce), and a Spice Route (sweet potato, beef patty, haloumi, chill jam, tomato relish, hummus). Or, as D called it, “A Spice Rowte? Rootay? What is it?” Lucky he’s cute.

Both burgers were $10.50, which seemed like a reasonable price given their size and the quality of the ingredients. The IT Support contained a huge fillet of grilled chicken in a subtle Tandoori coating, along with generous serves of the vegies. Similarly, D’s Spice Rowte was packed to the brim, with thick discs of haloumi and beef taking centre stage.

Goddamnit, D’s burger beat mine. The combination of the sweet potato, beef, and haloumi was fantastic. Suprisingly, the flavours all complemented each other really well. My only complaint was that there were too many condiments-while delicious, in the end they made the burger a little soggy and start to fall apart. Having said that, the condiments were all so tasty. Very conflicting.

It was the opposite story with my burger-I felt there could have been a little more yoghurt dressing, to really push the whole ‘Tandoori’ focus of the burger. Here’s a funny story. I thought they called it IT Support because it must be what nerds eat. D is a nerd, but does not eat Tandoori chicken burgers all the time (nerds prefer Pepsi Max and Chicken Crimpy Shapes, it seems). Then I made the Tandoori-IT Support connection. Ohhh. Very un-PC, but cleverly named.

Despite my lack of sauce, my burger was also really tasty. The chicken was very lean and cooked perfectly, and not an ounce of any sort of greasy substance spilled out of either of our burgers. The buns were large, fresh, and fluffy, and made the burgers easier to eat (rather than those thicker yet smaller buns that force the burger to be really high, thus impeding eating technique).

Beastie Burgers also has salads, onion rings, fries, and a variety of drinks, including a Lindt Chocolate Milkshake. God that sounds good. There’s also beer from $5.50, wine, and coffee.

There’s friendly and polite table service, free water, and very relaxed and casual outdoor seating. I admit I still find it weird eating at places that have elements of both restaurant (licensed, table service) and casual take away (simple furniture, open-air, fairly low prices), but Beastie’s is still worth a visit. The burgers are, to date, the best I’ve had in Brisbane. Follow the delicious rawte to Beastie’s.

Beastie Burgers
Cafe and Takeaway

Shop 60D
Little Stanley St
South Bank

(07) 3844 4070

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5th Element Review

Unique Treat

Lately, desserts have been making me sad. Caramel slice. Baked cheesecake. Even the humble chocolate mud has been getting me down. Don’t get me wrong, classics like these will always have a special place in my heart, along with things like Degrassi Junior High and Brad Pitt. It is hard to perfect some of these desserts, but they are boring. They have been done. They need to step up their game.

They need bacon.

5th Element at South Bank has restored my faith in Brisbane’s dessert scene. We wandered past there the other night and spotted the following dish on the menu: Banana mousse, [banana] bread, condensed milk ice cream, macadamia nuts, and bacon ($14).

FINALLY someone is doing something unusual, different, noice in Brisbane. Thank God. We returned to 5th Element after a dinner at Beastie Burgers (more on that to come later), and ordered the banana dish along with some coffees. 5th Element is a very cool bar and restaurant, and is ideal in that it can be visited for dinner, a drink, or dessert. It’s all dim lighting, waterfalls behind the bar, and open flames (leave the polyester shirt at home), with cushy couches and high stools. It’s a beautiful space, and service was consistently professional and friendly during our whole visit. Plus they spell their name like the band 5ive.

The dessert menu is small, but has other interesting items like the Warm Chocolate Tart with Cumquat Compote. Coffees arrived promptly, but were a bit hit and miss. My mocha was very good, and struck the perfect balance between chocolate and coffee, but D’s flat white was a little on the bitter side.

No matter-dessert soon arrived to sweeten our mouths. I have to apologise, because this photo is crap, and it doesn’t do the dessert justice. The presentation was lovely, I promise. It was also a decent size; good for sharing, but also good if you wanted to have it all yourself and not feel too sick afterwards.

Now, anyone with half a brain knows that banana and bacon are perfect together. Yes, I know the Canadian Breakfast thing has been happening for a while, but 5th Element’s dish just took it to a whole new level. A thick slice of fresh banana bread and fresh banana slices were the foundation for scoops of condensed milk ice cream and fluffy banana mousse. Two crispy strips of dried banana lay on top of this little mountain, and bacon bits, macadamias, and a light banana syrup covered everything else.

I am very fond of condensed milk. When that can is open during a baking session, my finger is into that bad boy like it’s nobody’s business. This condensed milk ice cream was truly amazing; thick and creamy, it had a flavour that was between vanilla and condensed milk. Every now and then you’d get an actual chunk of pure condensed milk. It was spiritual.

The banana bread was moist and dense, and was just savoury enough to balance out the sweet on top. The mousse was tasty, but we agreed perhaps it could have been left out-it risked overpowering the dish with too much banana.

What amazed me was that the bacon was literally just bacon, albeit very small and crispy pieces. It wasn’t glazed, it wasn’t sugared, it was just bacon, and it worked. A forkful of banana bread, banana, the ice cream, a touch of mousse, and the bacon=the perfect bite. Sweet and salty are a partnership that will last the distance.

Our only other criticism? Not enough macadamia nuts. These guys were delicious, and roasted in a sweet, crispy shell. Unfortunately there were only about five of them on the plate. D’s other suggestion: “Instead of the banana on top, it should be whole strips of bacon!” His tastes aren’t a very good indicator, though; this is the man whose facebook status the other day was, “D wonders what bacon flavoured ice cream would taste like.” I rest my case.

Never mind the fact that places like North America have been doing unusual dishes like this for years. The point is, 5th Element is raising the bar for unique desserts in this town, and I thank them.

5th Element
Resturant and Bar

Corner of Tribune & Little Stanley St
South Bank

(07) 3846 5584

http://www.5thelement.com.au/

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Little Lily Sushi Bar Review

‘Bursting’ with Flavour

It seems it is my goal in life to eat my way through every sushi train in Brisbane. What is it about plates of rice on a moving vehicle that excites me so? As a child, did I make a little sushi hut and transfer sashimi and inari over to it on the backs of toy trains? Do I have a bit of a thing for train drivers? Who knows. All I know is conveyor belt + nori = happy Ally.

Although this Ally had a little confused frown on a recent sushi train trip. I was at Little Lily Sushi Bar, a sushi train that adjoins the Little Lily Vietnamese Restaurant, at Kelvin Grove.

The good news first-it’s rather cheap. Plates are $2.80, $3.50, and $4.80, and green tea is served free. The train track is large, so there’s lot of seating too.

So why was I frowning? Because when you try to place some sushi in your mouth and it falls apart, all over you/the floor/your neighbour’s foot, you look like a damn fool. Unfortunately, this was the story with most of the sushi. It was either put together rather sloppily, or rolled so tightly it was bursting at the seams. Either way, the end result was me picking dried rice off my top that afternoon (although that tends to happen after most meals).

There’s also not a lot of choice with what’s on the train; on my visit, there was mainly rice-based rolls and a few deep fried things. I may have seen a lone inari, but the train was moving so fast (seriously, this thing was flying), I could have been imagining it.

Now-once I finally got the sushi in my mouth, my grumpiness evaporated. The sushi tastes good. I tried a salmon and avocado plate ($3.50), and the salmon was of a really high quality. The avocado was perfect and was very fresh.
I also grabbed a mysterious plate of what I thought was spicy tuna ($2.80). It was actually some sort of canned salmon mix, and as weird as that sounds, it tasted really good. On a previous visit I also tried some deep fried tofu and picked vegie rolls, which were fantastic and held together well. This makes me think the chef might have just been having an off day with her rolling technique.

The sushi is all fresh and prepared on the spot, and there is a menu that presumably you can order whatever you want off (like sashimi). The ambience isn’t fantastic; it’s rather plain inside and austere. Having said that, it’s clean and it is a sushi train, designed for quick and cheap meals. The servings are bigger than most places, but still don’t match up to such monster servings like at Toowong Sushi Station.

So, despite the sushi falling apart, it was really quite tasty and good value. I’ll go back, and risk looking like an idiot who can’t feed herself.

Little Lily
Sushi Bar (and Thai Restaurant)

Shops 19 & 20, 8 Carraway St
Kelvin Grove

(07) 3832 2888
Little Lily Thai Restaurant and Sushi Bar

Simpatico Review

Fast Break
I can be extremely grumpy of a weekday morning. I have been known to scowl at people when they try to talk to me. When people chirp “Good Morning!”, I grunt in return. I’m not one of those people who needs caffeine before they can function normally-I’m just always in such a rush that I fear slowing down to mull over what a beautiful morning it is/there Kochie goes again/it’s going to be a scorcher/ will cut into my schedule.

Therefore, I like to take my time with breakfast on the weekends. Unfortunately, a recent Sunday breakfast was so rushed I felt like I was back in the unpleasant land of Monday mornings, grunting, and the magical dance I like to call Dressing While Eating.

I was at Simpatico, a pretty little restaurant in Paddington. On Sundays, the breakfast menu is all that they serve, which is absolutely fine. At first glance the menu seems standard-there’s pancakes (from $11), eggs (from $8), and fruit salad ($8.50). But wait-is that pancakes with bacon? As an actual menu item, not a side you have to add? The Canadian in me whooped with delight. Top marks, Simpatico.

Other unique dishes include the Breakfast Curry with Roti ($14), Turkish Toast with Crispy Haloumi and Chutney ($7.50) and the Turkish Eggs ($14). The Turkish Eggs are the bomb diddy. They would make any weekday morning a joy. They would make me happily sit down and discuss the weather. I would run around screaming a ‘good morning’ to anyone who would listen, and I’d even make sure I was dressed and showered, sans sleep-in-the-eyes (ew), before I sat down to these guys. So GOOD. Two poached eggs with a crispy shell were dusted in dukka, and rested atop a little stack of a cumin-spiced pumpkin fritter, avocado, and salsa. A few pieces of turkish toast accompanied everything. The flavours just all worked so amazingly well together. Sometimes a lot of thought isn’t put into breakfast dishes-this was so complex, like what you’d expect for dinner at a fine restaurant. The eggs are sort of crunchy, the salsa is sweet, and the fritter has a bit of spice to it-like a delicious cross between an Indian pakora and an onion ring. Mmmmm.

Across the table, my fork was also making frequent sweeps into D’s Freshly Made Pancakes with Bacon, Banana, and Maple Syrup ($14.50). The pancakes themselves were very fluffy and light, and cooked perfectly. The bacon was a little bit on the too-crisp side, but the bananas were perfect; very lightly cooked and a bit like a fritter. Again, all the flavours worked wonderfully together. There was the sweet taste of the syrup and banana, then the crunch of the bacon, and finally the fluffy, not too sweet pancakes to even everything out. The lemon on the side suprisingly tied everything together even more with its tart flavour. Plus, the maple syrup was actual maple syrup-extra points. “There should be more maple syrup,” D pouted. “I want to drown my pancakes in it.” Wah. Pay no attention, I felt the syrup serving was fine. Then again, I like to actually taste my food.

The coffees (latte and cappuccino, both $3.60 for skim), were also good, although I think charging an extra 30 cents for skim milk is a bit cheeky. The meals were brought out super-quickly, and here is where I start to get a bit whiny and Monday morning-ish. It’s great when things are prompt, but there is such a thing as being served too quickly in a restaurant. The bill was given almost immediately after the plates were cleared, and when the waiter returned our receipt, he basically flicked it onto the table in a swooping motion and dashed off. I felt very rushed towards the end, which is really what you don’t want for a Sunday breakfast. We were in and out in about 35 minutes, and we didn’t eat quickly either.

Now, despite this, the food is damn good, and the prices are very reasonable given the quality and portion sizes. There’s lots of outdoor seating, and a small amount indoors. Simpatico also do lunch and dinner, and have a bar for just drinks. Will I go back? Hell yes. But Simpatico, please do not rush me: I like to save my morning grumpiness for days that don’t begin in ‘S’.

Simaptico
Bar Bistro

Corner Given & Latrobe Terraces
Paddington

(07) 3367 1117

Open for lunch and dinner Tues-Sat
Open for breakfast Sat & Sun

www.simpaticobar.com.au

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